park pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause you've got fine judgment written all over you.

  2. 2. I know a great drive-in theater!

  3. 3. Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

  4. 4. Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

  5. 5. You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

  6. 6. Ayo girl. You ever use a fast-pass?

  7. 7. Come park in a field with me and I promise not to scuff that pretty paint job too much...

  8. 8. Cause you have fine written all over your neck.

  9. 9. I don't need G-force to find your G-spot.

  10. 10. Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.

  11. 11. Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

  12. 12. My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?

  13. 13. Honey, being with me is like a roller coaster. There’s always the possibility you could throw up.

  14. 14. Some say I'm rough, but I say I'm just a little Vekoma.

  15. 15. Nice dock, mind if I park my boat in it?

  16. 16. Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

  17. 17. What thrill level is your ride?

  18. 18. Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

  19. 19. Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?

  20. 20. Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

  21. 21. Do you want to ride me down the slide?

  22. 22. Hey girl do you have a place for my peter to park...er?

  23. 23. Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  24. 24. I see you like fanny packs... I'd like to pack your fanny!

  25. 25. Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

  26. 26. But you’re the main attraction.

  27. 27. Are you saying you want my log ride?

  28. 28. Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

  29. 29. Boy you must be a ferris wheel because I wanna take a ride on you.

  30. 30. Hey baby, want me to park my BatMobile in your Batcave?

  31. 31. I hope this line isn't the only thing long around here...

  32. 32. Will you resuscitate me?

All Pages

Share your expierence with Allpickuplines