large pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You know what they say about a man with a large belt buckle...

  2. 2. Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

  3. 3. Are you an archaeologist? Because I?ve got a very large bone for you to examine

  4. 4. In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

  5. 5. Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

  6. 6. Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.

  7. 7. But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else

  8. 8. Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?

  9. 9. Because I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

  10. 10. Because I’m very large (fat) but I’ll do my best to support you no matter what

  11. 11. Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

  12. 12. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

  13. 13. I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

  14. 14. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  15. 15. Is that a large building for storing grain or are you just pleased to see me?

  16. 16. Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

  17. 17. You have a large paddle.

  18. 18. You're club is so large.

  19. 19. I did not find me booty but I did find a very large chest!

  20. 20. My sizeof() is so large that it has to be in 64-bits.

  21. 21. Wanna see how large my stack is?

  22. 22. Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.

  23. 23. Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

  24. 24. Hey girl, you don’t require 1600g for my Needlessly Large Rod.

  25. 25. Can you hold this for me while I take a piss?

  26. 26. Because I want to put kids in you

  27. 27. You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

  28. 28. Cause you're giving me a semi right now.

  29. 29. Because, I want you to tug my large vessel.

  30. 30. So that i can give you some

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