vegetarian pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

  2. 2. Do you have a very good second? I’m trying to decide if I wish to keep these new hemp linens, but I need an additional opinion.

  3. 3. But your meat is an exception!

  4. 4. Because I wanna feed you my meat

  5. 5. Cuz I'd love to feed you my sausage.

  6. 6. How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

  7. 7. Because I would love to put some meat in you!

  8. 8. Because I assume that means you’d prefer a little meat over a lot

  9. 9. I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

  10. 10. But I can surely eat your cock ;)

  11. 11. Because I’d love to MEAT you

  12. 12. On tinder i used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart" line and her reply was "im vegetarian" how do i continue this

  13. 13. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.

  14. 14. Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?

  15. 15. How do you get your protein?

  16. 16. I have new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

  17. 17. I know all the E-numbers.

  18. 18. I may be a vegan, but I want your meat.

  19. 19. I want you to stuff me like a tofurkey.

  20. 20. I would like to give a kiss tofu.

  21. 21. I’d be willing to give up meat — but I’d never give up you.

  22. 22. If I give you my number will you promise to kale me?

  23. 23. If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me?

  24. 24. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

  25. 25. May I ACTUALLY take your photo? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian level of competition.

  26. 26. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.

  27. 27. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.

  28. 28. My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you.

  29. 29. Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.

  30. 30. The World's Sexiest Vegetarian is looking for models, can I submit your picture?

  31. 31. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?

  32. 32. Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels?

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