economy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because i cant stop studying your curves.

  2. 2. Girl ill boost your moral like Enron boosted the economy in the 90's.

  3. 3. Because I want to give you a weak pound.

  4. 4. Because I’ve got a plan to give you a weak pound.

  5. 5. The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all sequels now.

  6. 6. Because i want to go down on you

  7. 7. Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

  8. 8. Cause I wanna fuck you up.

  9. 9. I'll stimulate your economy.

  10. 10. Cause tonight, you're going down

  11. 11. The economy stinks, bees are dying, and movies are pretty much all seuels now.

  12. 12. Would you like to improve my fuel economy?

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