donald pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

  2. 2. Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

  3. 3. I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

  4. 4. Is your ass ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

  5. 5. You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

  6. 6. Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  7. 7. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  8. 8. Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

  9. 9. Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

  10. 10. First order of business will be me taking you out

  11. 11. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  12. 12. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  13. 13. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  14. 14. How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

  15. 15. Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

  16. 16. It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

  17. 17. Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

  18. 18. You know what they say about big hands.

  19. 19. Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

  20. 20. You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

  21. 21. You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

  22. 22. I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

  23. 23. If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

  24. 24. Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

  25. 25. How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

  26. 26. Want a Tic-Tac?

  27. 27. I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

  28. 28. If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

  29. 29. Wanna see my Zogby poll?

  30. 30. I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

  31. 31. Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

  32. 32. Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

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