lion pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Have you ever seen lion king? I'm that guy.

  2. 2. Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

  3. 3. Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

  4. 4. (for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)

  5. 5. Because i can sea you lion in my bed later.

  6. 6. Because I sea you lion-ing in my bed

  7. 7. Cause I see you lying on my bed

  8. 8. You know what else is slippery when wet? (Sea Lion)

  9. 9. You know what happen to be from the future and I sea you lion in my bed.

  10. 10. Because I really want to lion you.

  11. 11. Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

  12. 12. Quit lion, you sexy thing.

  13. 13. Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

  14. 14. Let's play a game called lion tamer, you get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth

  15. 15. Are you a wild-life photographer? Because I think you can picture me *lion* in your bed tonight

  16. 16. Give me tonight, And I'll make you sore

  17. 17. I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

  18. 18. Because you made my lion pink!

  19. 19. Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

  20. 20. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat!

  21. 21. Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I'll put my head in your mouth.

  22. 22. I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.

  23. 23. Are you from Narnia? ‘cuz you sure make my lion roar.

  24. 24. I'm a lion: Meow

  25. 25. I lie because they used to call me the Lion King

  26. 26. How about we play lion and lion tamer?

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