stock market pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You know what gold and I have in common? We're both on the rise.

  2. 2. Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

  3. 3. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

  4. 4. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  5. 5. Im down like the stock market, now ride me to the top.

  6. 6. Hey girl, are you the stock market? Because you're very volatile and I don't really understand you.

  7. 7. Wanna speculate our futures tonight?

  8. 8. I'll give you my number, then you have a call option.

  9. 9. Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

  10. 10. Can I turn your resistance level into a support level by making new highs with you.

  11. 11. Do you feel the high-yield bond between us?

  12. 12. Honey, you've got my dividend up! Are you ready for my distribution?

  13. 13. Wanna see my huge stock tip?

  14. 14. With you, my interest rate is rising.

  15. 15. I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.

  16. 16. Would you be interested in large growth investment?

  17. 17. How would you like to join me for some Exchange Traded Fun?

  18. 18. "Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.

  19. 19. My Nasdaq is always up.

  20. 20. Hey baby, I'm like a diversified portfolio: low risk.

  21. 21. Your price or mine?

  22. 22. How bout you bend over and I'll takeover.

  23. 23. Wanna come up to my office and observe my sector rotation?

  24. 24. Is that a catalyst in your plans, or are you just happy to see me?

  25. 25. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

  26. 26. I want controlling interest of your assets.

  27. 27. I'd be your angel investor any day.

  28. 28. Are you on the market, cause I'd love to buy that stock.

  29. 29. The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

  30. 30. My stock is strong, like bull.

  31. 31. Are you buyin' what I'm sellin'?

  32. 32. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

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