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  1. 1. We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.

  2. 2. When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  3. 3. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  4. 4. Cuz your exactly what I need Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

  5. 5. Because I want to explode on you.

  6. 6. Cause everybody is fighting for you.

  7. 7. Because I really wanna pull my pants down in front of yoy

  8. 8. Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

  9. 9. When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

  10. 10. Because you look like shit today.

  11. 11. Because holy shit you’re hot!

  12. 12. Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

  13. 13. You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

  14. 14. Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

  15. 15. So I could touch your butt.

  16. 16. Because I can be your Prince Charmin

  17. 17. Cause I can’t get enough of you

  18. 18. Roses are red Introverts would like the quarantine Hey honey Be my valentine? (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

  19. 19. Can I use you instead

  20. 20. How much toilet tissue do you use?

  21. 21. Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

  22. 22. Just like my toilet cleaner

  23. 23. Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

  24. 24. Do you need toilet paper? Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

  25. 25. Can I shit on the toilet with you

  26. 26. I wish you can last forever

  27. 27. Because I want to sit on you for an hour

  28. 28. Cause I wanna take a shit in you.

  29. 29. I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt

  30. 30. Because I want you to shit on me.

  31. 31. When you fell from someone’s ass into the toilet eater you piece of shit??

  32. 32. Cause I wanna sit on you

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