health pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

  2. 2. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  3. 3. The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours and for you to give me a little pump action.

  4. 4. The only cure is for me to chug on those jugs of yours.

  5. 5. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  6. 6. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  7. 7. Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

  8. 8. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  9. 9. Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

  10. 10. Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

  11. 11. Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

  12. 12. Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

  13. 13. The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

  14. 14. Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

  15. 15. Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

  16. 16. You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

  17. 17. You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

  18. 18. I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

  19. 19. If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

  20. 20. I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

  21. 21. Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

  22. 22. I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

  23. 23. Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

  24. 24. Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

  25. 25. Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

  26. 26. Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

  27. 27. Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  28. 28. My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.

  29. 29. Hey babe, are you ok? Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  30. 30. Because when I’m with you, all my hearts are full

  31. 31. Cause when I am around you my heart stops beating

  32. 32. Cuz eating you everyday is good for my health.

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