1. “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”
Nerdy one
2. Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?
3. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.
4. You’re looking very non-fat these days.
5. What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
6. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.
7. Are you a faulty French press because I'd like to be burned by you and recall you afterwards.
8. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
9. All clothes are 100% off
10. Do you want me to grind that for you?
11. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?
12. This is science.
13. Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop"
Her: yes that way
Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone)
Bruh this is smooth as hell right
14. If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
15. Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.
16. I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are, because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
17. I bet you don’t like drips.
18. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
19. I like my ladies like I like my coffee - a hot shock to the lap.
20. I’m very gentle on the frothing knob.
21. Wanna go on a doppio date?
22. Customer: "Can I give you my number?" (Barista Pick up line)
23. So I can show you a special dingdong
24. The girl we are shopping for has the same body type and height as you!
25. Is that a steam wand in your pocket?
26. That's a nice mug you got on ya.
27. Because I wanna drop my meat in you (stolen from a friend at school)
28. Customer: "No, I'm sweet enough." (Barista Pick up line)
29. Cause you make my Banana Cream
30. Baby, chai-know you’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout me.