jokes pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. But I can make you wet

  2. 2. Because I'm always thinking about you. That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

  3. 3. In Fact my entire life is a joke

  4. 4. Because I may get a little Rachel. Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

  5. 5. Nobody likes you

  6. 6. Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you (Only soccer fans would get the joke)

  7. 7. Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

  8. 8. “Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

  9. 9. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

  10. 10. Her: “Yes” *writes down my number and hands it to her

  11. 11. I'm the joke

  12. 12. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

  13. 13. Humor = You More

  14. 14. Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.

  15. 15. I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

  16. 16. 12 years old and mixed up with coke. Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

  17. 17. 'coz all my life is a joke

  18. 18. If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off Actually my mates Joke

  19. 19. Cause you make me laugh and smile :).

  20. 20. No joke this actually worked for me

  21. 21. (It’s only a joke, I promise)

  22. 22. Nevermind it's too cheesy

  23. 23. Cause I make jokes about doing you

  24. 24. (Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it) I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.

  25. 25. I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long

  26. 26. Because I want to use you again and again.

  27. 27. Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos

  28. 28. Please no jokes about her name rhyming with "molest"

  29. 29. "Yeah why?" "Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?" "Idk why? " "To get you off, what's up I'm OP."

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