soft pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

  2. 2. and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.

  3. 3. Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice

  4. 4. You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  5. 5. It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

  6. 6. You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.

  7. 7. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?

  8. 8. My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.

  9. 9. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

  10. 10. And then you just softly hiss at them until you get their number trust me it works every time

  11. 11. Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

  12. 12. To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

  13. 13. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

  14. 14. It's only micro when its soft.

  15. 15. Cause you make my micro soft

  16. 16. Does the world look any better to you?

  17. 17. I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

  18. 18. I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

  19. 19. Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick - Day 96

  20. 20. Your tires look a little soft; mind if I check the pressure and give 'em a little squeeze?

  21. 21. Because you make my noodle soft Anti pickup line

  22. 22. Softly with my lips

  23. 23. So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

  24. 24. Soft, hard or fertilised? I can do all three;)

  25. 25. Would you like to try them with me?

  26. 26. ‘Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.

  27. 27. Cuz i can be soft and hard

  28. 28. I'm gonna punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you

  29. 29. Because you sure know how to make something that was once soft, hard.

  30. 30. With my own mouth softly because I like you

  31. 31. I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later

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