streets pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I picked you up on the street and now I can't afford to pay you.

  2. 2. In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

  3. 3. My Legs

  4. 4. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

  5. 5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?

  6. 6. But you know, my place is just five blocks from here. And the streets are empty.

  7. 7. I like to take things slow.

  8. 8. Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!

  9. 9. But hentai in the sheets.

  10. 10. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  11. 11. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  12. 12. Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

  13. 13. Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

  14. 14. I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

  15. 15. I'm a socialist in the streets but an anarchist in the sheets.

  16. 16. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

  17. 17. "Wolf of Wall Street" was based on me.

  18. 18. I’m a sanitizer in the streets and a Hazmat suit in the sheets

  19. 19. Because my stalk is rising.

  20. 20. Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.

  21. 21. You take my heart when you take the streets.

  22. 22. Aladdin who? A lad din the street wants a word with you!

  23. 23. Hey girl, I'm new to this area Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

  24. 24. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  25. 25. Because I’d like to plow you.

  26. 26. But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.

  27. 27. I saw you from across the street. Stay there.

  28. 28. How bout we take this movement in the streets to a movement in the sheets.

  29. 29. Isn't it Cutie street?

  30. 30. Eren: Jaeger on the streets Titan in the sheets.

  31. 31. Cause you made me hard

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