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  1. 1. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  2. 2. But they don't allow to bring your own snacks. Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  3. 3. Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

  4. 4. You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

  5. 5. You. You’re the gift.

  6. 6. Cause my expectations go down every time I look at you.

  7. 7. Line: Let me help you carry that box, pretty lady. You: Great, thanks! Human bones are so much heavier than I expected.

  8. 8. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

  9. 9. I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

  10. 10. Violets are blue I did not expect this But I'm falling for you

  11. 11. Because I never expected you to be this awesome.

  12. 12. Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?

  13. 13. I'm not a weatherman... But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

  14. 14. Because I will never be good enough for you

  15. 15. But, you can expect a couple inches tonight

  16. 16. When I give you my hand in marriage, it will take on a literal meaning that nobody expects. (Frankenstein)

  17. 17. But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals

  18. 18. Your crush: umm... No You: I was not expecting that, but then again I was not expecting to expect that so it does not count so lets start over...

  19. 19. Your expectations? Hi I'm ...nice to meet you!

  20. 20. but your beauty dwarfs all expectations.

  21. 21. You were expecting cowboy talk? That comes after.

  22. 22. Cuz I didn't expect you to be this hard..

  23. 23. Didn’t expect to make it this far, but here we are

  24. 24. Hopefully its your expectations for tonight! Hey im by the way.

  25. 25. Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

  26. 26. Because I have a whole meal right in front of me

  27. 27. Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight. (That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)

  28. 28. Cause I was expecting you to cut out my oxygen supply and choke me to death.

  29. 29. But you can expect to get a full 6 inches

  30. 30. I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

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