lord pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  2. 2. Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.

  3. 3. You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

  4. 4. Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising

  5. 5. Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

  6. 6. I’d love to explore your two towers.

  7. 7. You don't need One Ring to find me.

  8. 8. You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

  9. 9. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

  10. 10. The fires of Mount Doom aren’t as hawt as you are.

  11. 11. I'm not usually this forward, but, you've broken down my barriers like Grond.

  12. 12. I’m known as the Lord of Bones sweetie. Want to touch my largest bone?

  13. 13. In my robe is where the magic happens!

  14. 14. I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

  15. 15. Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?

  16. 16. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  17. 17. Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  18. 18. Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

  19. 19. You’re the one babe to rule them all.

  20. 20. Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

  21. 21. Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that shit looks precious.

  22. 22. Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.

  23. 23. You must be the Lord of my flies, because they'll only unzip for you.

  24. 24. My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

  25. 25. I'll show you my precious if you show me yours.

  26. 26. Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

  27. 27. Pardon me, but are you elvish? You've been running through my mind without pause!

  28. 28. You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

  29. 29. If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

  30. 30. You've got beautiful eyes, they sparkle like the Mirrormere.

  31. 31. Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

  32. 32. If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

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