smooth pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Whats the best sex you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

  2. 2. *Because I'm a smooth criminal*

  3. 3. Your body has more definition than a thousand dictionaries.

  4. 4. It's coarse... rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you, you're everything soft... and smooth.

  5. 5. Because you're really fine

  6. 6. Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

  7. 7. Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.

  8. 8. Strong, straight, and goes down easy? Not to mention smooth.

  9. 9. My tiller run so smooth.

  10. 10. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  11. 11. They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

  12. 12. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.

  13. 13. If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me? Rough or Smooth?

  14. 14. How would you want me? Smooth or rough?

  15. 15. Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop" Her: yes that way Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone) Bruh this is smooth as hell right

  16. 16. Cos damn girl you're pretty fine

  17. 17. “I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.” *awkward silence* “Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

  18. 18. I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.

  19. 19. You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

  20. 20. Do you like sleeping..? - (yes, i do.) Wow, me too. We should definitely try this together sometime..

  21. 21. Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know Why? ‘Cause I’m smooth.

  22. 22. I had no clue, what the definition hot was till I met you. (*now cha cha real smooth*)

  23. 23. Because I go down on you very smoothly

  24. 24. Person B : I’m the eight you need Person A : That’s smooth Person B: So is my hand, wanna hold it?

  25. 25. Do you know why the call centre hired me? Because I'm a smooth operator.

  26. 26. Damn girl are you danish cuz i wanna eat u

  27. 27. ~smooth

  28. 28. Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and suck the juice out of u I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

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