spit pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. So do you spit, or is that only your cooks?

  2. 2. Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

  3. 3. Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me? 

  4. 4. You’ve got a box of those limited edition tattoo fruit roll-ups, and I’ve got a sugar craving and a bunch of extra spit. Let’s get it on.

  5. 5. You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

  6. 6. Would you spit or swallow my seed?

  7. 7. If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

  8. 8. Can I teach you how to spit like a man?

  9. 9. You're just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.

  10. 10. Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

  11. 11. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

  12. 12. Because you can spit in my mouth anytime

  13. 13. I might even spit some game on you

  14. 14. Hello, love, do you spit or swallow?

  15. 15. Yeah, it's big and if you pet it, it spits

  16. 16. Are you anorexic? Oh, OK, then I'll understand if you spit.

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