prehistoric caveman pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

  2. 2. Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

  3. 3. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

  4. 4. Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

  5. 5. I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

  6. 6. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

  7. 7. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

  8. 8. Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

  9. 9. Dimetro-damn!

  10. 10. Do you want to read my body language?

  11. 11. Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

  12. 12. Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

  13. 13. Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

  14. 14. Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

  15. 15. Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

  16. 16. I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

  17. 17. I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

  18. 18. I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

  19. 19. I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

  20. 20. I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

  21. 21. I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

  22. 22. I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

  23. 23. I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

  24. 24. Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?

  25. 25. Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

  26. 26. How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

  27. 27. Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

  28. 28. Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.

  29. 29. Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

  30. 30. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)

  31. 31. Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

  32. 32. C'mon Baby Light My Fire.

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