item pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. SuicideDroid use pickup line! But it had no affect on Sylvia! ->Fight PkMn Item Run PS- Thanks in advance lol hope yall enjoyed the pkm reference

  2. 2. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

  3. 3. Because you're kind of pretty. *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy* ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of: > Are you a ***your suggestion***?

  4. 4. Because you're a non-perishable item

  5. 5. Cause lesbian item

  6. 6. Because you make me shit myself!

  7. 7. Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

  8. 8. My love for you will get through any item filter.

  9. 9. Cause you’re a McHottie

  10. 10. If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?

  11. 11. Because I would put you in my cart

  12. 12. ---You'd be the McGorgeous"

  13. 13. Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area

  14. 14. I would give anything to be your personal item.

  15. 15. Let's recreate that orgasmic finishing like the Bullet Bill item.

  16. 16. I love you more than non-perishable food items.

  17. 17. You are my love, you are my heart/ And we will never ever ever be apart/ Are we an item? Girl, quit playing/ We're just friends, what are you saying?

  18. 18. Like Mario, I get super powers from ordinary items, want to see how I could make you feel amazing?

  19. 19. I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!

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