slap pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

  2. 2. Is your dad in prison? "no, why?" If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

  3. 3. Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

  4. 4. You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

  5. 5. Do you slap the dimpled balls?

  6. 6. Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

  7. 7. Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

  8. 8. Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

  9. 9. Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

  10. 10. Her: what cookout? me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill

  11. 11. Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.

  12. 12. Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.

  13. 13. Do you like BBQs, because I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill

  14. 14. Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.

  15. 15. Guaranteed to get you slapped

  16. 16. What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

  17. 17. Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

  18. 18. Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .

  19. 19. Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

  20. 20. Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!

  21. 21. Because the harder you slap me the harder I get

  22. 22. I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse!

  23. 23. Me: Hey you wanna get some pizza and fuck? Girl: *slaps me* gross, pervert! Me: What? You don't like pizza?

  24. 24. Slap them checks bbgurr

  25. 25. Because I'll slap my meat on you're grill

  26. 26. I just want to be slapped around!

  27. 27. Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face.

  28. 28. Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

  29. 29. Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

  30. 30. How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle

  31. 31. If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

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