ground pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cuz i wanna suck you off the ground

  2. 2. You wanna experience some ground and pound?

  3. 3. Hark! An angel has fallen to grounds.

  4. 4. Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.

  5. 5. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  6. 6. What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground? A pick-up line.

  7. 7. I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

  8. 8. Ground up and put in the freezer

  9. 9. Ground up and in the freezer.

  10. 10. Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?

  11. 11. My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.

  12. 12. I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.

  13. 13. Because your face looks like it hit the ground pretty hard.

  14. 14. Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?

  15. 15. Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

  16. 16. Hey you wanna play a game? Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me

  17. 17. Did you pull those leeks out of the ground with your own bare hands?

  18. 18. Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

  19. 19. Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower. Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

  20. 20. But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

  21. 21. Because I want to put my seeds inside of you

  22. 22. Cuz I would eat you off the ground.

  23. 23. Because I want to put my seed in you. #teamtrees

  24. 24. because I wanna shoot kids all over you P.S I didn't come up with this but I didn't see it posted anywhere so I thought I'd share

  25. 25. Coz i wanna rhydon you

  26. 26. Ground up and put in a burlap sack

  27. 27. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? I'll lay on the ground and you blow the hell outta me!

  28. 28. -no? -good, then we can go out tonight!

  29. 29. Oh hi.... didn't see you there. Oh wait... yes i did. You're the girl of my dreams ;)

  30. 30. Because every time I see you, it feels like I’m hitting the ground!

  31. 31. 'Cause you ground *fiiiiiiiine*.

  32. 32. But I totally think that dress would look way better accelerating to the ground at 9.81 m/s^2

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