random pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because you’re the only thing that makes me happy

  2. 2. Because you’ve been looking right all night. A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  3. 3. Because U R A Q T

  4. 4. Are you a _______(Random Object), because i want to shove my dick in you

  5. 5. Cause you randomly access my memory

  6. 6. Im posting this for a random stranger even tho its probably used he was really sweet and i thought i'd do it

  7. 7. Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.

  8. 8. Are you a mermaid? Because your pussy is so wet. P.S. I would send this to your SO, not some random chick

  9. 9. Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .

  10. 10. Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

  11. 11. Dance with me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name... (say random name) ...Gertrude?

  12. 12. You and me, pick any random stage and we will smash it good.

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