laptop pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Want to enjoy my laptop, I promise that I have no virus...

  2. 2. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.

  3. 3. Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

  4. 4. Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

  5. 5. *drops microphone*

  6. 6. Cause you're hot and I'm getting nervous.

  7. 7. Because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous.

  8. 8. Cause you’re hot and I’m nervous

  9. 9. Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

  10. 10. Alternate variation: Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to put my fingers all over you ;)

  11. 11. Cause I can charge you day and night to get you going.

  12. 12. And it is smokin

  13. 13. Than my laptop after running Warframe

  14. 14. I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

  15. 15. Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

  16. 16. I'd like to play on your laptop.

  17. 17. If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

  18. 18. Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

  19. 19. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

  20. 20. Sir, can I turn on your laptop?

  21. 21. Have a laptop in there?

  22. 22. Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I'll buy the next round of caffeine.

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