gay pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

  2. 2. You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.

  3. 3. Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out.

  4. 4. I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.

  5. 5. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

  6. 6. Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.

  7. 7. I prefer the term vaginavore.

  8. 8. So are noodles until they get hot.

  9. 9. Why do i need a girlfriend when i can have a boyfriend, keito-kun?

  10. 10. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

  11. 11. I'm masc, hung, clean, and generous.

  12. 12. I live alone.

  13. 13. Can I push your stool in?

  14. 14. Looks like you need some flame in your life.

  15. 15. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

  16. 16. "-What?! No! Why would you ask me that?! "-Well, because you haven't convinced me otherwise yet."

  17. 17. because you make me hard

  18. 18. Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

  19. 19. Hey fellas, let's bowl some balls?

  20. 20. Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.

  21. 21. Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.

  22. 22. You've got spunk. I like that in a man.

  23. 23. Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.

  24. 24. I'm bisectional.

  25. 25. My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?

  26. 26. What time does it open?

  27. 27. Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

  28. 28. F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

  29. 29. Cuz ur fucking gay

  30. 30. The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.

  31. 31. Idk upvote if you're not gay

  32. 32. Cause you're an lgbtQT.

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