fucking pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say

  2. 2. Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

  3. 3. because im definitely going to fuck this up

  4. 4. Because you are shallow as fuck.

  5. 5. Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

  6. 6. Dinosaurs still exist right?

  7. 7. Why dont I join in?

  8. 8. I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

  9. 9. Fuck the election, here's my erection.

  10. 10. Hey baby, tonight's the night before the apocalypse. Lets fuck like there's no tomorrow.

  11. 11. Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

  12. 12. Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?

  13. 13. Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  14. 14. But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  15. 15. Have we met before?

  16. 16. Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

  17. 17. Wanna fuck?

  18. 18. Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm? Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

  19. 19. I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  20. 20. Because I wanna tell everyone that I am fucking awesome

  21. 21. Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...

  22. 22. Can you do it for me

  23. 23. Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

  24. 24. Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.

  25. 25. Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

  26. 26. Cuz you’re basic as fuck

  27. 27. But I’d rather fuck you myself

  28. 28. Because you look inbred as fuck.

  29. 29. So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

  30. 30. Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems

  31. 31. Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

  32. 32. Cuz you can go fuck yourself

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