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  1. 1. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  2. 2. Cause i think you’re fine

  3. 3. I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

  4. 4. Your husband had told me you were the most beautiful woman he'd ever met. I didn't expect the most beautiful woman I'd ever met.

  5. 5. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you.

  6. 6. (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  7. 7. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

  8. 8. Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  9. 9. Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there thinks you’re a fat skank.

  10. 10. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Female impersonator.

  11. 11. Now that I've met you it is clear dad was wrong

  12. 12. Woman: "I have a boyfriend." Me: Good job. Let's just be friends then.

  13. 13. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  14. 14. Have you ever considered being wonder woman for halloween?

  15. 15. I cast a summoning charm for the perfect woman, and here you are.

  16. 16. Man: Haven’t we met before? Woman: Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.

  17. 17. Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.

  18. 18. Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

  19. 19. Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

  20. 20. Miss Beauty Queen, come let you and I be the first man and woman on Jupiter.

  21. 21. Bouncy

  22. 22. Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  23. 23. Man: What are you looken at? Woman: Somethin ugly!

  24. 24. Every Superman needs his Wonder Woman.

  25. 25. You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

  26. 26. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.

  27. 27. So you're a slayer? I like that in a woman.

  28. 28. If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

  29. 29. EU make me feel like a natural woman.

  30. 30. The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

  31. 31. I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

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