Apartment pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you a property manager? Because you are checking me out.

  2. 2. Are you the leasing agent? Because I want to borrow you for a date tonight.

  3. 3. Are you the one who got locked out naked?

  4. 4. Before you move down the hall, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.

  5. 5. Can you take a look at my sink?

  6. 6. Do you live in apartment 68? You go down on me, and I will owe you one.

  7. 7. Do you want to come over and share a pizza?

  8. 8. Do you want to come over and watch porn on my mirror?

  9. 9. Do you want to go to the HOA meeting with me?

  10. 10. Does the hallway smell like chloroform to you?

  11. 11. Hello my sexy single neighbor.

  12. 12. Hey, did you just move in? I could give you some helpful insight.

  13. 13. Hi, I live across the hall from you. You sure look pretty through the peep hole.

  14. 14. I am like the bugs in the apartment. You can never get rid of me.

  15. 15. I know the best restaurant in town... my place.

  16. 16. I left my pants in your apartment, could we go get them?

  17. 17. I live in the apartment below you. Mind I install a skylight?

  18. 18. I love looking outside my window and watching you sunbathing on the side of community pool.

  19. 19. I love lying on the poolside and checking you out.

  20. 20. I love my apartment.

  21. 21. I love your door mat.

  22. 22. I might not be an elevator, but you can still go down my shaft.

  23. 23. I want to bang you on top of the washers in the laundry room.

  24. 24. I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

  25. 25. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

  26. 26. I'm required by state law to introduce myself.

  27. 27. If love were an elevator, I'd ride you all day long.

  28. 28. Let me help you with your grocery.

  29. 29. My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

  30. 30. My apartment smells of rich mahogany, you should take off all your clothes.

  31. 31. My heart has full occupancy with you in my life.

  32. 32. The elevator isn't the only thing going up.

  33. 33. The laundry room is load of fun.

  34. 34. The mailman accidently places your letters in my mailbox.

  35. 35. What an beautiful dog you have just like its owner!

  36. 36. Where is the rent?

  37. 37. Would you like a private tour of my apartment?

  38. 38. You are like the dove outside my apartment window – free and special. Can I be your keeper?

  39. 39. You be my #1 tenant, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

  40. 40. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy an apartment, and that's kind of the same thing.

  41. 41. you got a neighbor in me.

  42. 42. You must have many tenants… because you had no trouble attracting me.

  43. 43. You’re more than just a neighbor. You are the reason I walk my dog every morning at 6:30.

  44. 44. Your voice is angelic. I can hear you singing in the shower.

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