seconds pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

  2. 2. Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

  3. 3. Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  4. 4. Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

  5. 5. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  6. 6. I'll show you a second cumming!

  7. 7. Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  8. 8. I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

  9. 9. You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

  10. 10. Cause you're getting hotter every second

  11. 11. Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

  12. 12. For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

  13. 13. Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...

  14. 14. On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  15. 15. Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

  16. 16. Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

  17. 17. Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

  18. 18. ‘Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.

  19. 19. I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

  20. 20. I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

  21. 21. Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

  22. 22. Can you spare a second?

  23. 23. Got 8 seconds?

  24. 24. Because I only last 10 seconds max

  25. 25. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.

  26. 26. Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

  27. 27. Cause I wanna get India panties

  28. 28. Because I'll be the first.

  29. 29. Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

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