spongebob pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

  2. 2. Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

  3. 3. Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

  4. 4. Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  5. 5. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

  6. 6. Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

  7. 7. Your sand castle or mine?

  8. 8. Because I'll take you to the beach and make you sandy cheeks

  9. 9. Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

  10. 10. Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

  11. 11. Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

  12. 12. On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

  13. 13. I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

  14. 14. If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

  15. 15. If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

  16. 16. Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

  17. 17. Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

  18. 18. Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

  19. 19. Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

  20. 20. Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

  21. 21. Hey, you like Spongebob?

  22. 22. Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

  23. 23. You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

  24. 24. My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

  25. 25. I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

  26. 26. Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

  27. 27. You are like a sponge to my square pants.

  28. 28. If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

  29. 29. I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

  30. 30. You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

  31. 31. Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.

  32. 32. If my heart were a harpoon, I'd thrust it upon you.

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