drunk pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic

  2. 2. I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

  3. 3. Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

  4. 4. If you want to get drunk, lets toast. I'll get you drunk with my music (Jay Chou)

  5. 5. Cause you're giving me really mixed signals

  6. 6. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

  7. 7. I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

  8. 8. I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

  9. 9. Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

  10. 10. I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

  11. 11. I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

  12. 12. I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.

  13. 13. I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

  14. 14. Wanna get drunk and start heming-away?

  15. 15. I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

  16. 16. Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

  17. 17. I might not be batman, but it won't stop me from robbin that pussy I was drunk, she was even drunker, but it's a win in my eyes

  18. 18. Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

  19. 19. B: About like your face. A: What? B: Pretty This only works if they ask you, but still.

  20. 20. I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

  21. 21. The Republican presidential debate is going to be like a singles bar full of unattractive men trying to get you drunk enough to vote for them

  22. 22. Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

  23. 23. 70% of the time, it works every time.

  24. 24. I’m already drunk, what’s next?

  25. 25. I’m just intoxicated by you

  26. 26. I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

  27. 27. Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

  28. 28. Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

  29. 29. Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

  30. 30. I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

  31. 31. I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

  32. 32. Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

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