smokin pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.

  2. 2. I feel like you need to know that, if our relationship goes any further than this dance, can't take you to the temple...mainly because you're smokin!

  3. 3. I find you smokin and leave you wet

  4. 4. I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

  5. 5. My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

  6. 6. Cause you’re smokin (hot)

  7. 7. If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

  8. 8. Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

  9. 9. And it is smokin

  10. 10. Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

  11. 11. You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!

  12. 12. You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.

  13. 13. Because you're smokin hot

  14. 14. You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!

  15. 15. Are you an abusive stepparent? Because you're smokin' (and probably will give me low self-esteem and PTSD before leaving for someone richer)

  16. 16. cuz you smokin'!

  17. 17. Because your smokin hot

  18. 18. Cause you are smokin’ hot!!!

  19. 19. Hey girl, are you the twin towers, because your smokin!

  20. 20. You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'!

  21. 21. Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'

  22. 22. I hope there's a fireman around, 'cause you're smokin' fast!

  23. 23. Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!

  24. 24. I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!

  25. 25. I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

  26. 26. I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!

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