1. I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.
2. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.
3. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?
4. I will make you an offer you can't refuse
5. Offer your spirit to my hard statue bade, I'll give you some permanent buffs.
6. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
7. I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.
8. It offers you a job
9. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...
10. It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
11. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.
12. Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.
13. Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.
14. I would offer you a cigarette
But you're already smoking hot.
15. They’re Forever*
* (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
16. I'm willing to go down for your shares, but I'll take 69 as a final offer.
17. But your smoking hot already
18. I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.
19. Leadership isn’t the only position I’ve been offered.
20. I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offer
21. I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.
22. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
23. I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.
24. Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
25. Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
26. Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
27. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)