offer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

  2. 2. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  3. 3. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  4. 4. I will make you an offer you can't refuse

  5. 5. Offer your spirit to my hard statue bade, I'll give you some permanent buffs.

  6. 6. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  7. 7. I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

  8. 8. It offers you a job

  9. 9. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

  10. 10. It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

  11. 11. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

  12. 12. Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

  13. 13. Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.

  14. 14. I would offer you a cigarette But you're already smoking hot.

  15. 15. They’re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.

  16. 16. I'm willing to go down for your shares, but I'll take 69 as a final offer.

  17. 17. But your smoking hot already

  18. 18. I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

  19. 19. Leadership isn’t the only position I’ve been offered.

  20. 20. I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offer

  21. 21. I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

  22. 22. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

  23. 23. I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

  24. 24. Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

  25. 25. Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?

  26. 26. Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?

  27. 27. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)

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