1. If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”
2. Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?
Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
3. Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
4. Because you are my candy crush
5. I'll give you life if you be my Candy Crush.
6. I want you to clear all my jelly.
7. Hi crush, would you be my main quest?
8. Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.
9. I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.
10. Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.
11. Hey girl, you play candy crush? Cuz you got a sweet ass!
12. I'll be the life to your candy crush.
13. Girl, you're more rare than spinning a Jackpot.
14. I've developpèd a crush on you.
15. Are you level 65 on Candy Crush? Because I just can't get over you!
16. I'm Candy Crushin' on you.
17. Hey babe, do you like your candy striped or wrapped?
18. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
19. I'd give you a life anyday.
20. Hey baby...wanna taste my crushed red pepper?
21. You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.
22. Hey baby why you so *puts on sunglasses* sweet?
23. I'll crush your candy all night long.
24. I ran out of moves on candy crush..Can I make a move on you?
25. Is your name Candy Crush? Because I’m completely addicted to you.
26. When your hopes of having a nice uninterrupted night out got crushed because I started talking to you?
27. You're so sweet, I think I got a Candy Crush on you.
28. lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
29. Can I crush at your place?
30. You - Do you believe in love at first sight?
Crush - No.
You - Ok then I guess we'll have to try this again tomorrow. Is 2PM good for you?