1. Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.
2. Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.
3. Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
4. Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.
5. Coz you're gonna have to deal with a big black problem.
6. We could stare up at the stars and put The Beatles on. from "F------ Problems"
7. I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?
8. I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.
I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it
9. Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems
10. They’re appears to be a problem with Your bed … i’m not in it
11. Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.
12. Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...
13. Because you are the solution to all my problems.
14. Because you contain every possible solution to my problems.
15. Cause you are the solution to all my problems, but also the problem to the solution.
16. You + me. Would mind solving it?
17. Personally, I feel X is 15 cause you are definitely a 10.
18. Give me your number, and I'll solve the missing variable problem in your life
19. Because you get rid of all my problems 🥺
20. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I can always withdraw onto your face.
21. I need help with this math problem X+U=25. I think X = 15 because U are definitely a 10
22. I think X is 15 because you sure are a 10
23. If I was a boulder problem, would you flash me?
24. Because you have a lot of problem
25. I think X must be 2 because U are definitely a 10
26. I’m pretty sure Z is 15 because U sure are a 10
27. Because you got a lot of fuckin problems
28. Guessing your phone number , let’s collaborate on this problem .
29. Just answer the fucking question and we won’t have problems
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30. Can you help me with this problem X+U = 25
I think X must be 15 because U sure are a 10