Childish pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Aladdin a pastry as well.

  2. 2. Can I get into your cave of wonders?

  3. 3. Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

  4. 4. Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.

  5. 5. Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  6. 6. Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

  7. 7. One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

  8. 8. Wanna rub my lamp?

  9. 9. Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.

  10. 10. What the hell is that smell? did you Jafar?

  11. 11. Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.

  12. 12. Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

  13. 13. I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

  14. 14. I'm a beast in the sheets.

  15. 15. It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.

  16. 16. There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.

  17. 17. Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

  18. 18. Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!

  19. 19. Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.

  20. 20. You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

  21. 21. You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.

  22. 22. Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.

  23. 23. Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?

  24. 24. You know what they say about men with big noses.

  25. 25. I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

  26. 26. You're wicked hot.

  27. 27. Hi Ho.

  28. 28. I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

  29. 29. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

  30. 30. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, if you catch my drift. (Rugrats - Tommy Pickles)

  31. 31. Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.

  32. 32. Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

  33. 33. Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”

  34. 34. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

  35. 35. Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

  36. 36. Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

  37. 37. Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

  38. 38. Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

  39. 39. Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you

  40. 40. Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

  41. 41. Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

  42. 42. Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

  43. 43. Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)

  44. 44. Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

  45. 45. I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?

  46. 46. I lub dub you...

  47. 47. I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

  48. 48. I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)

  49. 49. I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day

  50. 50. I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)

  51. 51. I'll bippity bop you, girl.

  52. 52. If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

  53. 53. If you were on the McDonald's menu, I'd name you the McBeautiful.

  54. 54. Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.

  55. 55. Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

  56. 56. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

  57. 57. Mary had a little sheep. and with the sheep she went to sleep, the sheep turned out to be a ram, and Mary had a little lamb!

  58. 58. My lips are skittles, want to taste the rainbow?

  59. 59. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

  60. 60. Now I've seen everything! Well, almost everything ... (Hey Arnold – Gerald)

  61. 61. Oh, you're bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)

  62. 62. Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.

  63. 63. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

  64. 64. Well, here I am What are you other two wishes?

  65. 65. Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

  66. 66. You can eat my shorts. (The Simpsons – Bart)

  67. 67. You look so much like a princess, I put poison in that apple you're eating. Let's hope my antidote-chapstick does the trick.

  68. 68. You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

  69. 69. You must have pee in your mattress because, no wait, I mean a pea in your mattress, because you're like a princess.....oops.

  70. 70. You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.

  71. 71. You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business

  72. 72. You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

  73. 73. Your a piece of eye candy and i've got a sweet tooth.

  74. 74. Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.

  75. 75. Do you want to hear a bedtime story? It's time for you to get in my bed.

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