porn pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?

  2. 2. ..watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

  3. 3. And watch amateur porn on my flat screen mirror?

  4. 4. And watch porn on my 50" flat screen mirror?

  5. 5. On my 4K flat screen mirror ;) ​ I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here

  6. 6. See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

  7. 7. because you make me hard

  8. 8. Because you are hot

  9. 9. On my big screen mirror?

  10. 10. Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

  11. 11. But, I still want to see your nudes.

  12. 12. So we can watch porn on my flatscreen mirror.

  13. 13. On my HD mirror?

  14. 14. Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.

  15. 15. You're like a premium porn site... Because I'd pay to see you naked

  16. 16. No? Well good because I have all my arms and legs, lets fuck.

  17. 17. Do you want to watch porn on my 50 inch mirror?

  18. 18. Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

  19. 19. Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

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