fourth of july independence day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Baby, you're a firework.

  2. 2. "The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?

  3. 3. 18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!

  4. 4. Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.

  5. 5. Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.

  6. 6. Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes

  7. 7. Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure

  8. 8. Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.

  9. 9. Can I, like, annex you?

  10. 10. Don't tell me you're one of those 4th of July apologists. Just kidding, I don't think that's a thing. Thirsty?

  11. 11. Excuse me but I'm looking for weapons of ass destruction.

  12. 12. Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

  13. 13. Give me your panties or give me death.

  14. 14. Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.

  15. 15. How about that George Grenville? What a boob!

  16. 16. I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation

  17. 17. I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.

  18. 18. I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?

  19. 19. I have a district that has been underrepresented in Congress with you, but the 23rd Amendment now says I need to be let in.

  20. 20. I have a great relationship with my mother… country.

  21. 21. I know Benjamin Franklin.

  22. 22. I will go full-term in your oval office

  23. 23. I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”

  24. 24. I'd start a revolution for your number.

  25. 25. I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.

  26. 26. I'll be your slave, it's okay, it's not involuntary.

  27. 27. I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long

  28. 28. I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

  29. 29. I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?

  30. 30. I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

  31. 31. I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.

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