willy pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You wanna pretend it's Christmas Day 1066? Cuz this willy needs to conquer you.

  2. 2. Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious

  3. 3. Because I want to come inside your chocolate factory

  4. 4. Because you're making me an everlasting gobstopper.

  5. 5. 'Cuz I wanna give you Free Willy

  6. 6. My name is willy, and this may sounds silly, but I’m sellin chilli

  7. 7. Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, 'cuz you look sweet and delicious.

  8. 8. Are you Willy Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

  9. 9. You're the picture, girl, I just painted. I got it, you name it it's all paid for: big castle on the seashore, with the Willy Wonka décor. (Wanna Love You Girl)

  10. 10. Because I wanna oompa your loompa

  11. 11. Because I'd love to fuck an Oompa Lumpa

  12. 12. Because I'm always down to bone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  13. 13. Because I want to stick my little willie in your trench

  14. 14. Do you like honest guys? If so, I wack my Willy silly to anime girls. You wanna date?

  15. 15. Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?

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