gardener pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Didnt work but it sounds cool

  2. 2. I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

  3. 3. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

  4. 4. I think we should start a family tree

  5. 5. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  6. 6. Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

  7. 7. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  8. 8. Hope she says yes

  9. 9. Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

  10. 10. I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

  11. 11. I'd love to get into your plants!

  12. 12. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  13. 13. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  14. 14. I love a man with a raised bed.

  15. 15. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  16. 16. How about you and me turnip in your bed?

  17. 17. I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

  18. 18. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

  19. 19. I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

  20. 20. You’re so dirty.

  21. 21. Can I trim your bushes?

  22. 22. You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

  23. 23. You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

  24. 24. How about you plant your tulips on mine?

  25. 25. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

  26. 26. I like your melons, can I taste them?

  27. 27. * Roses are red * From the garden they’re cut * Spread those cheeks * And I’ll cum in your butt

  28. 28. How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

  29. 29. There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

  30. 30. Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

  31. 31. My tiller run so smooth.

  32. 32. Will you let me water your bushes?

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