jeans pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day.

  2. 2. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  3. 3. I ain't never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

  4. 4. I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

  5. 5. I'd be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your jeans

  6. 6. Cause I'm about to unzip those jeans

  7. 7. ...so I could unzip your jeans.

  8. 8. Those jeans make your ash look big.

  9. 9. Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

  10. 10. I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

  11. 11. I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

  12. 12. Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

  13. 13. Your putt looks great in those jeans.

  14. 14. Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

  15. 15. Damn girl, your hips and thighs look compressed in those jeans. Shall I... unzip them for you?

  16. 16. Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

  17. 17. From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

  18. 18. Baby, I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

  19. 19. Call me

  20. 20. Damn girl are you a laundry basket because I'm gonna take my clothes off and fill you up

  21. 21. "Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

  22. 22. Coz im trying to get inside you

  23. 23. But they'd look better on my descendants.

  24. 24. And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes

  25. 25. 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em

  26. 26. And the way they're holding you so tight.

  27. 27. You can put your Armin in my Jeans anytime.

  28. 28. Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

  29. 29. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

  30. 30. Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them...

  31. 31. I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.

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