pipe pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

  2. 2. I’ll never say good-bye!?

  3. 3. Don’t worry about me baby... I'm just gettin’ some measurements, cuz I'm about to lay some pipe!

  4. 4. 'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world! (Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

  5. 5. I'll enter into your pipe in a heartbeat.

  6. 6. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  7. 7. because you’ve got my pipe leaking.

  8. 8. Cause I have a pipe that needs to be laid!

  9. 9. My friends said you're piping hot, they said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot - Day 26

  10. 10. Girl are you mario Cos I want you to jump on my pipe Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

  11. 11. How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

  12. 12. Cause I want to go down your pipes and you jump on my .

  13. 13. I'm a plumber, and I can clean your pipes all day.

  14. 14. Can I see your blueprints? I want to lay some pipe in you and need to know that you’re structurally sound enough to do so.

  15. 15. Can I see your blueprints? I wanna lay some pipe in you and need to know that you're structurally sound enough to do so.

  16. 16. Cause you leave me speechless

  17. 17. Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

  18. 18. My catalytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

  19. 19. My cataclytic converter is going bad. Can you replace it with a test pipe and a new oxygen sensor?

  20. 20. Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

  21. 21. Not to be crude, but do you mind if I spill my pipe on your lawn?

  22. 22. Because of how well I lay the pipe down

  23. 23. Because id want you to suck, squeeze, bang, and blow my pipes ;)

  24. 24. Long and hard ;)

  25. 25. I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

  26. 26. Half pipe? Let me show you a full pipe, girl.

  27. 27. I'll show you my black iron pipe

  28. 28. Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?

  29. 29. Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!

  30. 30. Your name must be Danny Boy, cause your pipe is calling me.

  31. 31. Are you a pipe? Because I would like to come inside you.

  32. 32. I could enter so many pipes in the room, but I am choosing you girl.

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