peach pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Let’s just say that my peach-squeezing skills extend to other fruits as well. Like boobs.

  2. 2. This is a little Corny. But you'd be a Peach if you go to Homecoming with me?

  3. 3. Because it sure is a peach!

  4. 4. Because you're a peach

  5. 5. Why do they call you Princess Peach? Cause I can't keep my eyes off your melons.

  6. 6. I'm a real Shy Guy but do enjoy long walks on Peach Beach.

  7. 7. Girl are you Princess Peach? Because I want to be your Mario.

  8. 8. Girl are you really Princess Peach? Because I want to find out what you really taste like.

  9. 9. Press start and be my Player 2

  10. 10. Woops! I got a little peach jam on my finger-want to lick it?

  11. 11. Cause you look as sweet as a peach

  12. 12. but we all know where the best one is.

  13. 13. Because I’d Love To Be In Your Peach

  14. 14. Your perfect peach is the only one I see.

  15. 15. If I was Mario, would you be my Peach?

  16. 16. If you were peach, I wouldn't blame bowser for always wanting to kidnap you.

  17. 17. You're the Princess Peach to my Mario

  18. 18. Are you from Georgia because you're peach! (Georgia)

  19. 19. I could play Princess Peach for hours.

  20. 20. Why do they call you Princess Peach? When all you got are melons.

  21. 21. I'll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

  22. 22. But you'd be a Peach if you go to Homecoming with me?

  23. 23. Girl are you peach? Your side B move is destroying me.

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