volunteers pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.

  2. 2. How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

  3. 3. Damn, girl. If being sexy was a crime, you'd be taken to the ICC.

  4. 4. When I'm not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks home.

  5. 5. Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

  6. 6. I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

  7. 7. Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.

  8. 8. Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.

  9. 9. I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

  10. 10. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

  11. 11. Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.

  12. 12. Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

  13. 13. You don't need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.

  14. 14. After one night with me, you'll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.

  15. 15. Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.

  16. 16. Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.

  17. 17. Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.

  18. 18. Are you looking for a volunteer? Because I am the Right Person for the Right Job.

  19. 19. Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you've been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.

  20. 20. Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?

  21. 21. Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.

  22. 22. Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?

  23. 23. Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.

  24. 24. From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.

  25. 25. Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.

  26. 26. Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

  27. 27. Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

  28. 28. Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.

  29. 29. You look a lot like my next volunteer.

  30. 30. Hey, girl. I'm Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

  31. 31. I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?

  32. 32. I don't need no Viagra to build my capacity. I've got you.

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