hose pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

  2. 2. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  3. 3. You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!

  4. 4. I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!

  5. 5. Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

  6. 6. Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.

  7. 7. I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.

  8. 8. I'm a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?

  9. 9. A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

  10. 10. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

  11. 11. Cuz you’re hella kinky

  12. 12. ...because when we get turned on, there's bound to be flames.

  13. 13. I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

  14. 14. Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

  15. 15. Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

  16. 16. Are you a car? Because i wanna put my hose into you

  17. 17. Want to see my hose lay?

  18. 18. Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

  19. 19. Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

  20. 20. Can I hose down your doublet?

  21. 21. Firemen have the longest hoses

  22. 22. You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

  23. 23. Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

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