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  1. 1. Good day darling, how would you liek to bond?

  2. 2. James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle." Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride." James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."

  3. 3. Because I wanna bond :)

  4. 4. Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”

  5. 5. I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

  6. 6. James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

  7. 7. Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

  8. 8. Because I’ll give you a whole era of good feelings.

  9. 9. Hey, are you Team rocket? Because Ill be the jessie to your james (Third wheel) meowth, thats right!

  10. 10. Bond: "That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman." Largo: "You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?" Bond: "No, but I know a little about women."

  11. 11. Della Leiter: "Oh, James, would you mind? Felix is still in the study and we've got to cut this cake." James Bond: "I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

  12. 12. Fancy a shag? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

  13. 13. Helga Brandt: "I've got you now." James Bond: "Well, enjoy yourself."

  14. 14. Honey Ryder: Looking for shells? James Bond: No. I'm just looking.

  15. 15. Hotel Receptionist: "I have a message for you." James Bond: "I think you just delivered it."

  16. 16. If I was James Bond's martini, how would you want me? Shaken or stirred?

  17. 17. James Bond: "I think I'll call it a Vesper." Vesper Lynd: "Because of the bitter aftertaste?" James Bond: "No, because once you've tasted it, that's all you want to drink."

  18. 18. James Bond: "I was wrong about you." Dr. Christmas Jones: "Yeah, how so?" James Bond: "I thought Christmas only comes once a year."

  19. 19. James Bond: "I'll tell you at dinner." Jill Masterson: "Where?" James Bond: "Oh, I know the best place in town."

  20. 20. James Bond: "I'm still not quite sure how good you are." Jinx: "I am so good." James Bond: "Especially when you're bad."

  21. 21. James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five." Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe." James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."

  22. 22. James Bond: “Now put your clothes back on, and I'll buy you an ice cream.”

  23. 23. James Bond: [After Dr. Holly Goodhead kisses him] "What was that for?" Dr. Holly Goodhead: "For saving my life." James Bond: "Remind me to do it more often!"

  24. 24. James Bond: [in bed with Christmas Jones] I was wrong about you. Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so? James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

  25. 25. James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta." Sévérine: "I feel naked without it."

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