1. If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”
2. Lets compare stories of religious guilt trauma over Corned Beef and Kashmiri chai.
3. Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.
4. But ours will definitely be my favorite
5. Guys please tell me your best pickup line story that has strong appeal and worked for you so far. Tell in detail.
6. I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.
7. I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.
8. I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.
9. The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother
10. I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...
11. Because I have a HUGE Woody at my house.
12. Hey girl are you an Instagram story?
Coz I keep swiping you right to see you again.
Hey girl are you a post on reddit?
Coz you're hot and have my upvote.
13. I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
14. I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.
15. You and me like a Biology. Its an endless story.
16. I want to actively listen to your life story.
17. How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?
18. Cause I can't stop thinking about you.
True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
19. Me : So what? Every story has a villain.
20. Because I want to write my life's story with you
21. Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?
22. I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
23. Because I've got some mine stories about my dick.
24. But I assure you, between us it will be a pretty long season
25. Because I can be a friend in you
26. How about making our story?
27. Because I heard a guy say he would spike yours (true story)