donkey pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.

  2. 2. Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

  3. 3. Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

  4. 4. Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.

  5. 5. I'm hung like a donkey!

  6. 6. Please Show Me Your Ass.

  7. 7. I'm a donkey whisperer, and your ass is speaking to me.

  8. 8. Cuz I just wanna test drive that ass!

  9. 9. Cuz damn that ass!

  10. 10. Because I wanna ride your ass

  11. 11. Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

  12. 12. ‘Cuz I wanna ride that ass

  13. 13. If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died... Would you let me stuff that ass?

  14. 14. Cause that ass

  15. 15. Cuz I'm in the mood for a ram up my ass

  16. 16. Stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital.

  17. 17. Well call me if you need me to take care of your ass

  18. 18. Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

  19. 19. Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass.

  20. 20. You wanna see a donkey show?

  21. 21. Wanna ring my southern belle and tickle my donkey booty?

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