Indian, Desi pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.

  2. 2. Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

  3. 3. You know, our parents engaged us when we were little... I guess they forgot to tell you.

  4. 4. I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you!

  5. 5. The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account

  6. 6. You put the desi in desirable.

  7. 7. Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

  8. 8. You're like chutney... you spice up my life!

  9. 9. Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!

  10. 10. You are the chutney to my samosa.

  11. 11. Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.

  12. 12. Are you from India? Cause I'm trying to get In-di-a pants.

  13. 13. You wanna taste my kulfi?

  14. 14. One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

  15. 15. Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!

  16. 16. I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

  17. 17. That sari looks very nice on you, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

  18. 18. You are like rice and curry... I could eat you all day.

  19. 19. Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

  20. 20. Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

  21. 21. Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

  22. 22. If I were a tabla, I'd let you bang me all night long.

  23. 23. Are you a jalebi? Because there's nothing sweeter than you!

  24. 24. Do you like raita? Cause I'd like to get raita up on you.

  25. 25. That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?

  26. 26. How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri.

  27. 27. Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

  28. 28. Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

  29. 29. Were you born on Diwali? Because you’re a pataka.

  30. 30. Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee. Sweet and curvy.

  31. 31. Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?

  32. 32. You’re more garam than my chai.

  33. 33. You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?

  34. 34. I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

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