elections pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. The Communist Party believes in sharing.

  2. 2. Let’s go out and I’ll do to you what neither of these candidates will do to the country.

  3. 3. How about me and you go in a dark room and make a coalition...

  4. 4. They call me Mao Ze DONG.

  5. 5. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

  6. 6. Yours is the only weiner I’d vote for...

  7. 7. How bout I punch your ballot with my meat mallet?

  8. 8. Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

  9. 9. Fancy a look at my majority?

  10. 10. Let’s get out of here and I’ll do to you what either of these candidates will do to America.

  11. 11. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

  12. 12. Want to see a well hung parliment?

  13. 13. I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

  14. 14. If going out with you was a referendum, I’d vote yes.

  15. 15. If you like waiting in line and getting caught in the rain...

  16. 16. Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  17. 17. Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?

  18. 18. I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.

  19. 19. Could I see your birth certificate before you vote? Because you must have been born in Gorgeousville.

  20. 20. Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

  21. 21. If I told you that you had a nice governing body, would you hold it against me?

  22. 22. Fuck the election, here's my erection.

  23. 23. Are you as free as America tonight?

  24. 24. Let's just say that my "approval rating" is very high.

  25. 25. Would you like me to help you put on your sticker?

  26. 26. I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

  27. 27. What's your lawn sign?

  28. 28. Room for one more ... in that voting booth?

  29. 29. So do you come to this polling place often.

  30. 30. Can I put my cross in your box?

  31. 31. Come to my party, I'll guarantee to get you in Labour.

  32. 32. If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

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