thighs pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Did god take the thunder out the sky and put it in your thighs?!

  2. 2. Cuz I want them to choke me.

  3. 3. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

  4. 4. Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.

  5. 5. Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

  6. 6. Is that a radiation-induced tumor on your inner thigh, or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7. Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

  8. 8. Girl, I'm not concerned about your thigh gap. But I am concerned about your wage gap.

  9. 9. Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz

  10. 10. Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

  11. 11. Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

  12. 12. Cuz I’m tryna grab em breasts and thighs and a drumstick. Mashed taters. Idk, can I just take you out to eat?

  13. 13. Damn girl, your hips and thighs look compressed in those jeans. Shall I... unzip them for you?

  14. 14. From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

  15. 15. Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

  16. 16. Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.

  17. 17. Large breasts and thighs

  18. 18. Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?

  19. 19. Muay Thai between your thighs.

  20. 20. Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

  21. 21. Call me Krabby Patties, because I'll go right to your thighs.

  22. 22. I believe in the trickle down theory. So how about I trickle down the inside of your thigh?

  23. 23. Let me shipwreck between your thighs

  24. 24. Oh, I see you brought a facehugger. How about I just hug your face instead...with my thighs baby.

  25. 25. It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

  26. 26. Because I want something warm like your thighs to wrap around my face

  27. 27. If you like my big black eyes there's more between my thighs.

  28. 28. Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

  29. 29. Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.

  30. 30. Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

  31. 31. My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.

  32. 32. 'cause I'm gonna go straight to your thighs

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